May 4th, 2005: [view quicktime, if you dare]

Men Can Get Breast Cancer
Lyrics by Sabrina, Music by Yoko, Banjo by Vega
Based on a pamphlet I got at the Bronx health clinic.
(Note: Lyrics follow A-B-B-A rhyme scheme, and that's the chord progression too.)

Men Can Get Breast Cancer
For Men it's their chest
O-oooor their pecs
They need to find an answer

Chorus:
Do you have breast cancer?
You are my boyfriend
But you have boobs
Man Boobs! Man Boob!
Breast Cancer? Do you, do you,
Do you have breast cancer?

Get the tests you need
X-Ray your chest
Your doctor knows best
Try ultrasound or even a biopsy

Do you feel a lump?
Or perhaps skin dimples?
Check for redness or scaling on your nipples
Don't you be a chump!

Don't put it off for another day
The fact is that men have breast tissue
So this is a real issue
So get checked out right away!

Chorus

May 2nd, 2005: