Matt, the Electric Guitarist.

Matthew J. Keesan plays many instruments with stirring mediocrity; he also has a soundproofed basement and a sedan of moderate proportions.

These powers combined make Matt a formidable member of Cheese on Bread.

email matt: keesan at g mail dot com

Kevin, the Bassist.

"Au contraire," whispered the Viking. "It is I who have befriended your mother!"

Gregg, the Drummer:

Gregg Mervine (drums) grooves all kinds of beats for all kinds of bands; sometimes he boils noise stew. He's a frustrated melody man: stand close by and you'll hear him sing along while slamming away (he's usually on key!), though he often merely growls, mumbling wordless gnostic incantations about the snow man and the major man.

What of it? Though he continues quixotically or not to dare, inwardly he fears he is a second man. He is not yet proven to himself. Maybe he's a straw man. And so he did not make a list of accomplishments and accolades designed to make a well-regarded other man for you. His well-meaning reluctance to put forth, with select glorifying fragments, an archetypal narrative identity shaped by a hegemonic nexus of cultural values, along with the general awkwardness of the 3rd person voice, was too strong.

Yoko, the Cheese on Bread Webmistress.

Yoko was told to give herself a profile on this page. She doesn't know what to write about herself. She thinks Cheese On Bread.com ought to be the happiest place on earth. If you are dissatisfied with anything you find here, feel free to email her at the link below.

email yoko: tralala at abstractextract dot com